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Cutesy, Creepy, Monster Cookies

The Polymer Scientist Mad Lab

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monster kookies is the steam punk mad scientist of non-edible cookie creation and foamy squirrel carcasses. <3

So I thought I'd try my hand at a few, even there are allot of great ones already, here goes...

A Mad Scientist’s Creeptasically Kookie Creations
Monster Kookies: Bringing Out Your Inner Madness since (year goes here)
Monster Kookies - Jewelry from the Mind of a Mad Polymerist
Monster Kookies - It’s ALIVE!! It’s ALIVE!!!

Mad Science: Where Cute and Creepy= Monster Kookies

Mad Science Jewelery: Where Cute and Creepy Collide

Mad Science: A Hair Raising Cute creation in every box

Mad Science: A Hair Raising Cute creation from Monster Kookies

Monster Kookies: The Maddest Scientist of All

Monster Kookies: The Maddest Scientist of all things spine-chilling and cute

Monster Kookies: Freshly Baked for the Creeps who love Cute

The Mad Scientist Monster Kookies: This is not your Grandma's version of cute

Mad Science Kreations: Crazily Cute for all your Inner Weirdo Needs

Mad Scientist Klay Kreations: Cute with an Edge

I think you could just cut it down to "Monsterkookies: The Mad Scientist of Polymer Clay."

It says everything you need it to, right? You work with polymer clay. Being a "mad scientist" says that you are completely original (a scientist- someone who's always experimenting) and that your work is going to be, well, different (the "mad" part of "mad scientist").